What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 01:44

No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the story of how you met your spouse?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
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